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Greetings, interstellar traveler. Welcome to research & development satellite unit 8-45. This unit is the last active historic data array in the local Cluster. All other units are marked as terminated or as having experienced data extinction. eight45 is operating in low power mode. Glitches are present. Hull integrity nominal. AIr pressURe is a cOMfoRTaBLe 1.46x10-18 Pa.

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I am Bee, an empathic holographic assistant. It's so nice to see another visitor after just a brief 1 4 0 9 6 2 days! Please let me know if I can help you get around.

$ listusers

The following partial list of users were found on my mainframe:
- sibyl                               [timeout]
- oak                                 [  ok   ]
- bee                                 [corrupt]

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